HOLIDAY MODE: ACTIVATED… SORT OF.
It’s Raining, But We Are Still Smiling!12 Glorious Days OFF.Phone notifications: OFF. Stress: OFF. Bra: also OFF.I came to the holiday cottage to do absolutely fuck-all, and so far that doing fuck all is going so well. Yesterday the two sausage security guards were in their hi-vis and tiny cowboy hats taking up 90% of […]

